How to identify an Indian! (Some Funny Ways )
**. Everything you eat is savoured in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

**. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil.
**. You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.

**. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.
**. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

**. You name your children! in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini.)

**. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names. 9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed' ..

**. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
**. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

**. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.

**. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions,which never happen.
**. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
**. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff )

**. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

**. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way). 23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

**. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.

**. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.

**. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

**. You call an older person you never met before Uncle orAunty
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**You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.